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14.06.2025 05:22

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?
Still no good.
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
What is a good habit and what is bad one?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?
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Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes