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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

How do you help patients stop hearing voices?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

So they tried

Elon Musk’s Neuralink closes a $650M Series E - TechCrunch

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Why Newest James Bond Actor Has Not Officially Been Announced - Despite Everyone "Knowing" Who It Is - MovieWeb

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Meta in Talks for Scale AI Investment That Could Top $10 Billion - Bloomberg

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Season 3 Perfect Parry change has big implications for C. Viper in Street Fighter 6 - EventHubs

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do I become an intelligent man?

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Still no good

Life from oceans to savannas explained with one single rule - Phys.org

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors