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09.06.2025 00:00

Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
So they tried
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do I become an intelligent man?
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Still no good
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
—
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors